my drug dealer cracks me up
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
I had no idea so many of you could relate to so many of my dysfunctional thoughts
honestly i think i’d start crying if someone told me i have an all expense paid shopping spree
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him
what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”