HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
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the best fucking vine video ever
I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady
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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
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“When you photograph people in color, you photograph their clothes. But when you photograph people in black and white, you photograph their souls”
that is literally the best quote
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